The Dusty Statue

I've started to notice at work that I sit for such a long time, that dust settles on me. Seriously! My black blazer gets dusty as I sit behind the desk. At first I thought it was dandruff or food crumbs, but it finely covers my entire blazer, and I've even noticed dust all over my the jackets of my coworkers. Thus, it has been determined that I am officially, a fixture at Children's.